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Who Would Jesus Stalk?

Created on 2004-09-29 07:34:24 (#4685138), last updated 2005-04-15

172 comments received, 93 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:effensweet
Birthdate:07-24
Location:Lakeland, Florida, United States
Website:My Stories!
Bio
My Hobbies: Eating babies, stalking people, killing small/innocent animals, hitting old people with their own canes, & laughing at people in pain.

Strengths: Massive intakes of dead baby.

Weaknesses: midgets.

Special Skills: Stalking you, Drive bys, My high and mighty writing skills.

Weapons: sharp teeth, speedy child knowledge, terrible cooking, and anonymous warnings.

Random happiness: Myself, AIM, Lizzie, Coldplay, Stuffed Animals, Bread, The Surrel Life, Feet, Ornage Juice, Shinny objects, Old people dying painful deaths, & sarcasm.

Fears: Being tickled until I can breath no longer and then die, being in a very cold place and having to snuggle up with a fat smelly guy for warmth and then dieing from him smelling so bad, falling down and braking my neck and then dying, having a duck bite my fingure off and bleed to death, being stuck in a room with an annoying girl with a winy voice four octives to high for anyone to stand and then dying from a massive head ache from the insident, thinking about why in the world brown paper bags were made until I die of bordom, and Japan.



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