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Who Would Jesus Stalk?
Created on 2004-09-29 07:34:24 (#4685138), last updated 2005-04-15
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| Name: | effensweet |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 07-24 |
| Location: | Lakeland, Florida, United States |
| Website: | My Stories! |
My Hobbies: Eating babies, stalking people, killing small/innocent animals, hitting old people with their own canes, & laughing at people in pain.
Strengths: Massive intakes of dead baby.
Weaknesses: midgets.
Special Skills: Stalking you, Drive bys, My high and mighty writing skills.
Weapons: sharp teeth, speedy child knowledge, terrible cooking, and anonymous warnings.
Random happiness: Myself, AIM, Lizzie, Coldplay, Stuffed Animals, Bread, The Surrel Life, Feet, Ornage Juice, Shinny objects, Old people dying painful deaths, & sarcasm.
Fears: Being tickled until I can breath no longer and then die, being in a very cold place and having to snuggle up with a fat smelly guy for warmth and then dieing from him smelling so bad, falling down and braking my neck and then dying, having a duck bite my fingure off and bleed to death, being stuck in a room with an annoying girl with a winy voice four octives to high for anyone to stand and then dying from a massive head ache from the insident, thinking about why in the world brown paper bags were made until I die of bordom, and Japan.

Strengths: Massive intakes of dead baby.
Weaknesses: midgets.
Special Skills: Stalking you, Drive bys, My high and mighty writing skills.
Weapons: sharp teeth, speedy child knowledge, terrible cooking, and anonymous warnings.
Random happiness: Myself, AIM, Lizzie, Coldplay, Stuffed Animals, Bread, The Surrel Life, Feet, Ornage Juice, Shinny objects, Old people dying painful deaths, & sarcasm.
Fears: Being tickled until I can breath no longer and then die, being in a very cold place and having to snuggle up with a fat smelly guy for warmth and then dieing from him smelling so bad, falling down and braking my neck and then dying, having a duck bite my fingure off and bleed to death, being stuck in a room with an annoying girl with a winy voice four octives to high for anyone to stand and then dying from a massive head ache from the insident, thinking about why in the world brown paper bags were made until I die of bordom, and Japan.
Interests (89):
acting, aim, air, anime, apple, avril, bkkk, blinking, breathing, canada, candy land, cheese, chloe, chop sticks, christianity, coldplay, computers, daria, dave barry, death, degrassi, dido, dogs, elephants, elmo, enya, erik, eyes, fairly odd parents, family guy, fiha, fiona, flair, florida, fries, genesis, gidget, god, gwen stephani, hand modeling, hello kitty, hugs, insanity, jessia, kael, kahal, keeva, ketchup, kill bill, krysta, lakeland, living, love, modest mouse, music, naked hippy cults, nicole, otto, owen, peanut butter, penguins, phobias, photography, psychology, robots, rock, rooney, rubber bands, sarcasm, scary movies, sitting around, stalking, sweden, talking on the phone, the 80s, the color green, the color orange, the mall, the sims, the truman show, tortillas, travis, u2, united states, unkind, very minor characters, weirdness, whipped cream, writing
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